The Panty Raid

Funny story from my parents' trip to Italy:
My parents were staying at a villa in the countryside of wine country, and noticed that everyone else was hanging their dirty laundry on the line on their individual porches. My mother, never one to be meek and mild, decided to give her pantaloons a scrub in the bathroom sink, and hang them out to dry. Long story short, when they came back from their day trip, her undies her hastily thrown on their bed, while everyone else's laundry stayed out to dry!

Talk about getting your panties in a bunch...

I got a haircut today

Should I have sung this to my stylist? Maybe next time...



"Tease-a louise, tease-a louise..."

I just love Gwen Stefani

I mean, I've loved Gwen Stefani since sixth grade. The only time I ever got annoyed with her was when she had braces, but I think that is only understandable.

In regards to...

Tracy's question from my previous post - yes, my viewers are able to mention topic idea's for CTPBT (Cooler Than a Polar Bear's Toenail's, obviously). Perhaps we could get some conversation going from the picture below:

MY MISTAKE!

So it seems they have done away with the "Women Tell Episode". In my opinion, it is a travesty on ABC's part.

Why am I a sucker?

I have become inexcusably obsessed with ABC's Bachelor series - especially this time around. I'm not sure if it's because I'm living at home with my parents and have no life of my own, or if it's just because I can never resist a good old cat fight over a mediocre (at best), immature dude with a hot bod. Whatever the case, I believe the "women tell all" episode is tonight, and I have planned my day around it. This is when all the contestants who have been booted pull out one last trashy evening gown, get their hair skunk highlighted, and sharpen their claws, all while Chris Hanson, the host, idly watches his studio basically go up in bitch flames.
If you would like more chat about this season's Bachelor, check out this blog on ESPN's, "The Sports Gal" - I check it every Tuesday afternoon, and am never left unsatisfied.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=bachelor/070515

ATTENTION ALL LOVING GIRLFRIENDS!!!

This is what happens when you search for a picture of your boyfriend online. I wouldn't suggest doing it for this reason. No offense, Jesse - but seriously...

A new word that I hate

Why do people insist on using the word "Newbie" - especially in regards to adults? No one likes being the "new guy", so save us some trouble and skip the elementary nicknames - treating us like idiots is enough.
By the same token, my brother has frequently been using the phrase, "whatevs". I know what you are thinking, but it is wrong - he is a straight, swanky, 28 year old living in Manhattan. So, now I'm wondering, is that a cool phrase?
Here is it's usage:
Maggie and Drew are deep in thought, and their Dad is like, "Whatevs, I'm just putting on my sock."

Let me know what you think.

Bad boy, bad boy

My favorite part - "Time is moving VERY slow."

Mama Mia

My parents are going to Italy today. This is what my mom packed:

this hat


















and these sunglasses:












Viva Italia!