Cluless No More

Maggie: Sad news. Your "Cluless" audio cassette that you treasured is now sold and on its way to West Palm Beach, Florida. ($2.39 plus shipping). Too late to ask for it back.

I Live in Akron

This is my city.....deal with it.

Good Lord

I am trying my darndest to find one redeeming quality about Queen Latifah. Unfortunately, it's not working.
Was it a dream, or was she seriously in that random movie with Steve Martin?
Good Lord.

I do live in Chicago

I have to remind myself that sometimes. I already feel overwhelmed in school.
Here is a picture of Jesse, Dave, Kate, and Me at Maeve. See, I do live in Chicago.

BOO-YAH!

Here's to all the nay-sayers that told me I was a conspiracy theorist when I said heartburn does not exist! I may have been a little aggressive in that statement, but I have just learned that over 90% of people diagnosed with "Acid Reflux Disease" do not really suffer from the problem; their doctors are just writing up a script to get them out of the office!
There is QUITE a difference between heartburn (acid reflux disease) and simple indigestion - BOOYAH!

Think Pepsi Still Needs a Spokeswoman?

What is my deal?

This summer it was Dippin Dots, and then it was Mexican Food, now it is Reuben Sandwiches... all I do is think about them! Who knows what will be my next craving? There is no method to my madness!!