Is This Place Great Or What?

Highlight of the Family Trip to Cancun??

Senor Frogs? No. Congo Bongos? No. Fat old topless ladies on the beach? No. The all you can eat buffet? Nah. My mom doing group water aerobics? YES.

More on Cancun later....

but until then -

Overweight DePaul Nursing Student Announces Plan

Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

Ex-squeeze me???

Todd: There’s this guy and he’s at a nymphomaniac convention and he is psyched because all these women are smokin’ hot perfect 10s except for this one woman who looks a lot like…like [points at Phyllis]

Kevin: Phyllis?

Michael: No, no, no…that crosses the line.

Todd: Ex-squeeze me?

Michael: Not you, Kevin. It’s just unwarranted. Hostile work environment Kevin.

Kevin: Well Packer said it.

Michael: No you said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look Kevin, we are a family here. And Phyllis is a valued member of that family…like a grandmother.

Phyllis: I’m the same age as you Michael…

Michael: I don’t know about that.

Phyllis: We’re in the same high-school class.

Michael: Well, I had a late birthday and usually September is the cutoff point…

Angry Christmas Bunny............

Happy Holidays...

from Jesse, Lottie, and me (I took the picture).