Saturday, December 8, 2007

Ex-squeeze me???















Todd:
There’s this guy and he’s at a nymphomaniac convention and he is psyched because all these women are smokin’ hot perfect 10s except for this one woman who looks a lot like…like [points at Phyllis]
Kevin: Phyllis?
Michael: No, no, no…that crosses the line.
Todd: Ex-squeeze me?
Michael: Not you, Kevin. It’s just unwarranted. Hostile work environment Kevin.
Kevin: Well Packer said it.
Michael: No you said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look Kevin, we are a family here. And Phyllis is a valued member of that family…like a grandmother.
Phyllis: I’m the same age as you Michael…
Michael: I don’t know about that.
Phyllis: We’re in the same high-school class.
Michael: Well, I had a late birthday and usually September is the cutoff point…

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