Polly is Kind of a Skank

Recently, my cousins sent me a new and revised Polly Pocket, because they remembered how obsessed I was with them when I was little (and I may or may not still take them out of my closet to play with sometimes). I was a ghast (SP?) when I realized how slutty Polly had gotten!! Had she run into a bad crowd, like Dwayne Dumpster or Bill Buttcrack? Had she just had enough of living inside pockets and wanted to become less overprotected? Who knows. But, in the meantime, I'll be mourning the loss of Miss Polly Pocket. Skanky Sally has made her entrance...