Here have been some of my interaction with my fellow Chicagoans:
1. Girl at the gym (at the mirror while we both primp ourselves after a shower):
Girl: Mumbling - "Youknowwhattimeitis?"
Me: No, but, there is a clock around the corner.
Girl: Well, are you getting ready for work?
Me: No. Um, just gettin' ready!
Girl: How many showers do you take a day?
Me: Usually one?
Girl: Yeah, me too.
5 minutes later, as the girl is leaving...
Girl: Bye! Good luck!!
2. Man on the street roaming around, and then getting in my face:
Man: Big BUCKS Lady, BIG BUCKS!
Me: -blank stare and walking quickly away-
Why has my most normal recent interaction with a stranger been the one where I was catheterizing him?!?
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