Jared S. Fogle (born December 1, 1977 in Indianapolis, Indiana), also known as The Subway Guy, is aspokesman employed by Subway Restaurants in its television advertising campaign. He is noted for his significant weight loss, attributed to eating Subway sandwiches (prior to his hiring by Subway).
He currently is happily dating Lyons, although they have had a rift about her stealing deli meat from his fridge after their sweet, sweet monkey love. As of now they are on the rocks over a dispute on the case of the missing ham, a game they played earlier, but turned serious when actual ham went missing. She claims she was just being "one of the boys," but police are looking into it after prior accusations of calamari overdoses and two counts of cookie cake banditry. She could not be reached for comment because she was tinkling with the door open.
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